my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
(via hate)
(via hate)
(via hate)
(via wullflower)
(via ghostbootay)
(via iridescentlaughter)
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
(via sweatpantsandvans)
What is going on with these old flame appearances?

